Thankfully I have not been the brunt of any April fools jokes today....but its only 5pm...and we have all day!!! we'll see what happens.....
it is absolutely beautiful out today!!! Almost 80 degrees! Its almost an April fools joke that we had snow showers and sleet 2 days ago..........What weird weather!! i guess its from too much clean coal thinking it was regular coal polluting the atmosphere.......who knows!?
I also could tell it was a nice spring day once I saw an older gentleman suntanning on a bench in front of the courthouse with his shirt off......he does that quite often i find....he fits right in with the lawyers and judges that walk by him and pay no attention......local staple i guess..........speaking of local staples....where the hell is the Amish lady????? Her pumpkin whoopee pies are ridiculous!
shes missing out on some good business!
random thought.....does she have a unibrow?? Usually Amish, Mennonite, Jehovah's Witness, Branch Davidian, actors from "Big Love" etc etc ... have some type of facial hair whether it be a unabrow or a fo mustache..............why not shave it off.......i can see peoples religious views getting in the way of electric shavers.....but they had strait razors over 2000 years ago...i would not put them in the category of "new technology."
And who cares.......so what if your a girl and ya have to shave your upper lip every once in a while.....big deal....everyone does it eventually.........maybe they will get embarrassed??? i think its more embarrassing that to not shave it........woman are not alone in the "random hair growing from strange places that need to be taken care of" category.....Men have their fair share of strange facial fuzz. An easy one is the male unibrow..........its just soooo easy to go alittle bit north and take care of that while doing your regular shave.... Even the burly ,back woodsman, lumber jack, bearded men should still take care of their unibrow......unless its really think and can act as a nice sun visor!
I saw a guy today......in which he had 9 1/2 hairs protruding from the tip of his nose!! They were all relatively 3/4's to 1 inch long!!!!!!! I know the exact number and length because i counted every single one of them......they intrigued me so much!!!! I don't think they could be electric razored off...they would have to be plucked...and I'm sure that would cause some major pain due to their length and thickness, we are talkin horse hairs here!!!!
I'm hoping this was this guys idea of an April Fools joke...but i really don't think it was....
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