speaking of bastards......how about Ben Roethlisberger.....he really needs a football thrown at his head...Hard!
Now...it was announced that he will not go to trial for rape, incest, murder, sodomy, and tax evasion.....because there just isn't enough evidence to convict him of everything.....but he has acknowledged that he did have some blame in wrong doing........
do ya think he will learn not to be a friggin idiot??? What's the matter with these guys??? They are on top of the world and they fail to realize that the whole world is just waiting to pounce on them once they screw up!!!
I am very happy Tiger did not win The Masters this year....so he can have a nice planned comeback.....
He's another guy that had the whole world in his hands...(and on some levels he still does) and he so easily threw away his image as a wholesome, good guy.....to sleep with porn stars and Perkin's waitresses.......all while his equally hot looking wife is home taking care of his infant baby...........Jerk!
Phil Mickelson seems like a good guy, so I glad he won the Green Jacket......I really like that he is a left handed golfer...because right handed golfers hate lefties!!! (I'm a left handed golfer...mostly because i don't know how to play golf...)
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I would like to introduce you to my friend Audriana:
She is not from the future.................unfortunately, she has cancer......and she is not doing well.....
Because of that, she has a very specific wish and it better come true!
She would like to meet Hannah Montana:
She does not want to meet Miley Cyrus:
But because the Hannah Montana show is coming to an end, Her contract will only allow her to do public appearances as the untalented and very bad postured...... Miley Cyrus.....
Because of this debacle........i would like to tell Miley something:
"grab one of your glitter shirts, put your freakin wig on, come here to Scranton and make this kids wish come true!" "You would be nothing if not for all the little girls around the world that Adore you and pay way too much to see you in concert!" "Its time to give back!" "You better do this, or I will pray to Satan to take back all the fame and success he gave you after you sold your soul to him."
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So....Kate Gosselin is getting another TLC show........even after her bad dancing performance last night........She can hardly walk...let alone dance!
If it was up to me.....i would only give her a show if she won a fight between her and the Octo-mom.
Octo-mom would be equipped with baby head tentacles....and all Kate would get is left over John Gosselin hair plug darts and propecia eye gouging cream.
The winner of the fight (to the death of course) would get a show of them taking care of the 8 Gosselin brats, the baby octuplets, and what ever other hidden children Nadya Suleman has under the table........Now that will be an interesting show!
